Rhymes & Ditties for Middle Size Cities (3)
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“Tear it down,” said Frank Lloyd Wright “—except the jail.” Tear it down? Upend U.S. Steel, I-beams toppling left and right? Tear it down? Level J&L and lose the only open hearth downtown? |
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No, tear it down and destiny fails to justify this triple trench where, eons back, it tied the tails of three young rivers. Indians laughed and gave the whole thing to the French who, gaining neither glory nor graft, contrived to give it away again. But the British under Braddock spanned the Alleghenies toward Fort Duquesne and stopped. The British understand. When the South attacked in the Civil War, they kept to the other end of the state. So clouds hung heavy a century more, |
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what no one revealed to Frank Lloyd Wright. Memory fails. No one recalls hearing the jailers rant, but visitors who inspect the trails have often gaped where, quietly one night near Grant, next to the jail, Fifth Avenue crossed Sixth and escaped |
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My humble apologies to inhabitants of all the cities memorialized in this section. Facetious verse about a city has got to be nasty or it just doesn’t work, which is why Chambers of Commerce employ so few poets.
